Friday, January 16, 2015

Sleep walking

I witnessed first hand Dallas sleep walking last night.  It was almost 9:00 pm and I was in the tub.  In walked Dallas, eyes open, he looked at me and I said "hey buddy need to use the bathroom?"

He stared back at me, dropped his pants and started peeing.  EVERYWHERE. He did not lift the seat so his stream was hitting the back of the toilet tank and then bouncing off in every direction.  It took me a second to react.  I quickly lifted the seat, and tried to point his stream down.  He then pulled up his pants looked at me again, shut the light off and went back to bed.  So in the end, not a very relaxing bath for me. 

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